This latest missive comes to you from my sick bed. Yes, dear reader, I am currently lying in bed on a Friday night whilst others enjoy a post work pint or five in a local hostelry. Seriously, what could be worse than feeling like death warmed up on a Friday night?
Well at least, I hear you cry, it gives me a chance to pen this brief missive after day two of the opening Ashes battle.
And I’m afraid that today’s subject is harking back to a bit of a well-trodden path – i.e. England’s batsmen letting the side down yet again. Geoffrey Boycott summed up the side’s performance in his own particular style by simply referring to the performance as “pathetic.” And he was spot on. 136 is, well, a pathetic score by England. Simply not good enough. After bowling with beautiful control and rhythm on Thursday, Broad helped to finish the job off this morning and must have felt like a well-earned rest was in order. Instead he again tried in vain to bring a modicum of respectability to the score by hitting a quick-fire 32 runs – the side’s second top scorer by some way.
Now I’ve been checking back through the stats – England have started the last few series badly when it comes to the business of making runs.
The first test against the Pakistan at the start of 2012 – innings of 192 and then 160
First test v Sri Lanka – March 2012 – scores of 193 and 264
First test v West Indies – May 2012 – OK they won that with a decent first innings total
First test v South Africa – July 2012 – a just about par score of 385 (but then beaten almost single-handedly by Amla’s triple ton) followed by a meek 240
First test v India – November 2012 – first innings score of 191 (better go of it in the second innings – but the damage was already done)
First test v New Zealand – March 2013 – first innings score of 167 (improvement second innings to save the match)
First test v New Zealand – May 2013 – distinctively average scores of 232 and 213 (bowlers pulled a rabbit out of the hat to force victory)
Opening test of this year’s Ashes – July – first innings score of 215
And finally this Ashes campaign – first innings total of 136 – a total comfortably beaten by just two of the opposition – a journey man keeper-batsman in Haddin (perhaps a little harsh) and a bowler – Johnson. Now here’s hoping of course that we can pull off a minor miracle in the rest of the match and salvage a draw but if we do it will be despite this first innings calamity.
Of course this doesn’t make England a bad side – far from it. In most cases we have recovered our composure and demonstrated our class and ground the opposition down and won the series – although usually because of the bowlers it must be said.
But the England management – who plan every last little finite detail down to the last atom must be a little concerned at a seemingly consistent failing in the opening test. If England are going to keep on winning series they need to on top of their game from the off.
If I had the answers then I would be out in in Australia at present helping the team out and not languishing in my sick bed on a freezing-cold November night.
But it’s an on-going issue that needs addressing – there are only so many times the bowling attack can keep on rescuing their batting counter-parts.
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