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जवळजवळ प्रत्येक क्रिकेट चाहत्यांनी प्रसिद्ध कोट ऐकला असेल, ब्रायन जॉनस्टन यांचे श्रेय, “बॉलर होल्डिंग, बॅट्समन विली ”. हे खरोखर थेट प्रसारण म्हणून सांगितले गेले की नाही याकडे आता फार मोठे महत्त्व नाही, यापूर्वी आणि नंतर क्रिकेट भाष्यात वैशिष्ट्यीकृत असलेल्या अनेक दुहेरी उद्योजकांचे ते प्रतिभाशाली आहेत. चार्ल्स डॅग्नल यांनी पाकिस्तान आणि दक्षिण आफ्रिका यांच्यातील चॅम्पियन्स ट्रॉफी सामन्यावरील भाष्यात काल या सुप्रसिद्ध परंपरेतील सर्वात नवीन शब्द सादर केले., कधी, पाकिस्तानचे 7 फूट 1 मोहम्मद इरफान यांचे वर्णन करताना, त्याने घोषित केले की “त्याला नुकतेच एक मोठे हँडल मिळाले आहे ... म्हणून बोलण्यासाठी”. चांगली चुकल झाल्यावर मी माझ्या आवडीनिवडींची यादी तयार करण्यासाठी तयार केले, मी खाली सादर.

I updated this list in August 2017 as a res­ult of enjoy­ing some more clas­sics (won­der­fully described in the show as ‘urbane school­boy humour’) thanks to the won­der­ful “Test Match Spe­cial: Our TMS” radio pro­gramme broad­cast on BBC Radio 5 Live, to cel­eb­rate 60 years of TMS.

“I grew a beard on my hon­ey­moon.  I did.  I came back with a great big beaver.”
— Unknown, via “Our TMS”

“This comes from… (gig­gling)… It’s not the prime min­is­ter Wil­li­am Pitt, but this is from Wil­li­am H. Tit”
— Jonath­an Agnew & Bri­an John­son, via “Our TMS”

“The heav­ier the balls the less they swing”
— Graeme Swann, via “Our TMS”

“He’s just got a monu­ment­ally big handle… so to speak”
Charles Dag­nall, विरुद्ध पाकिस्तान दक्षिण आफ्रिका, ICC Cham­pi­ons Trophy, 10-जून 2013

“Broad’s in, तो चेंडू, this time Vet­tori lets it go out­side the off stump, एकूण धावसंख्या:, invit­ing him to fish… but Vet­tori stays on the bank… and keeps his rod down, so to speak”
Chris­toph­er Mar­tin-Jen­kins, Eng­land v New Zea­l­and, 1यष्टीचीत Test, 15-मे 2008

“Just did­n’t quite get his leg over”
Jonath­an Agnew, Eng­land v West Indies, 5व्या Test, 9‑Aug-1991

“Michael Vaughan’s beside me, it’s not easy put­ting a rub­ber on is it?"
Jonath­an Agnew, इंग्लंड विरुद्ध श्रीलंका, 2रा Test, 7‑June-2011

“Well I can tell you the bowl­er­’s Hold­ing, the bats­man’s Willey”
— Bri­an John­ston, Eng­land v West Indies, 5व्या Test, ओव्हल, ऑगस्ट-1976 *

“There’s Neil Har­vey stand­ing at leg slip with his legs wide apart, wait­ing for a tickle.”
— Bri­an John­ston, Eng­land v Aus­tralia, 3व्या Test, हेडिंग्ले, जुलै-1961

“He’s usu­ally a good puller — but he could­n’t get it up that time.”
— Rich­ie Benaud

“Wel­come to Leicester where the cap­tain Ray Illing­worth has just relieved him­self at the Pavil­ion End”
— Bri­an Johnston

“Greig walks back to his mark, पण फक्त बदल रिंग, this time he pol­ishes his left ball.”
— Bri­an John­ston, Eng­land v India, 1यष्टीचीत Test, Old Traf­ford, 1974

“I don’t think I’ve ever heard a cloud crap like this one”
— Henry Blofeld, Eng­land v India, 1यष्टीचीत Test, अधिकारी, 1990

“…and it catches him high up on the, आहे, thigh … he’s bravely going to carry on … but he does­n’t look too good. One ball left.”
— Bri­an Johnston

“Gee it must be hard to bowl with a stiffy like that.”
मार्क रिचर्डसन

In response to a rev­el­a­tion by Sir Viv Richards that he had cut short his hon­ey­moon to play a match: “Did you get any?"
— Jonath­an Agnew, Eng­land v West Indies, ट्रेंट ब्रिज, मे 2012

“There are a lot of hook­ers around the world…”
— Rich­ie Benaud

“Those throb­bing balls are below 115”
— Rameez Raja

“Hafeez is push­ing smoothly. His part­ner Jam­shed is sat­is­fied today”
— Rameez Raja

“Bowden is nev­er Erect, I have always wondered what is the reas­on behind that bend”
— Mark Nicholas

“A very good pack­age, Vir­at Kohli”
— Rameez Raja

“These two showed how to do it safely, this part­ner­ship is an example of how to do it safely”
— Rameez Raja

“Hafeez is push­ing smoothly. His part­ner Jam­shed is sat­is­fied today”
— Rameez Raja

“and now, to ring the changes as he walks back, Greig pol­ishes his left ball”
— Bri­an Johnston

“It’s amaz­ing how he can whip it out just before tea”
— Tre­vor Bailey

There are audio clips of more clas­sic gaffes by Bri­an John­ston at Johnners.com and there are also many oth­er amus­ing quotes at WanderersCricketClub.com आणि BleacherReport.com

If you know of any oth­er audio clips please let us know in the com­ments below.

* The story of the “bowl­er­’s Hold­ing” clip is a com­plic­ated one. There are vari­ous accounts that sug­gest it really happened, or really did­n’t. The main ref­er­ence claim­ing Johnners did use the line is a BBC art­icle which quotes Henry Blofeld as say­ing he was present at the time. How­ever, मी हेन्री Blofeld पहिला हात कथा स्पष्ट ऐकले आहे, dur­ing which he said that the Johnners did­n’t use the line. Appar­ently Johnners received a let­ter which claimed he had used this innu­endo, and he told the story of the let­ter but nev­er con­firmed that he had actu­ally used the line in ques­tion. There is good reas­on to believe the let­ter was a joke as it was sent by a Miss Tess Tickle (also repor­ted else­where as Miss Mainpiece)

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