1Cricket BoxI Bowler sika Holding ... innuendo kusaqhubeka

Cishe zonke fan ikhilikithi ayobe ewazwile quote abadumile, isibaluli Brian Johnston, "I Bowler sika Holding, the Batsman sika Willey ". Noma ngabe le bukhoma emoyeni ayisekho okubalulekile lukhulu ngempela kwakuthiwa, kuba lolungenamaphutsa kuvakashe ummeleli wendlunkulu entenders eziningi double eziye iyavela ikhilikithi ehlaziya ngaphambili kusukela ngaleso sikhathi. Lokho zakamuva leli siko esihle wanikelwa izolo kaCharles Dagnall e ekhulumela u-Champions Trophy okufanayo phakathi Pakistan kanye South Africa, nini, echaza 7ft1 Mohammed Irfan of Pakistan, azazisa "Ufanele nje isibambo monumentally enkulu ... ngakho ukuba bakhulume." Ngemva ngihlekele ezinhle Nginibekela mayelana wokubhala uhlu ezinye Izintandokazi zami, okuyinto ngethula ngezansi.

Mina olusha kulolu hlu ngo-August 2017 ngenxa kokujabulela ezinye zabuna ngaphezulu (ezichazwe show ngokumangalisayo ngokuthi 'urbane wesikole amahlaya') sibonga emangalisayo "Test Match Special: Zethu TMS"Umsakazo Uhlelo ukusakaza ku BBC Radio 5 Phila, njengoba kubungazwa iminyaka engu-60 TMS.

"Mina nobhebhenene lwentshebe iholidi lami langemva komshado.  ngenzile.  Ngabuya ne-beaver elikhulukazi. "
- Unknown, nge "TMS Zethu"

"Lokhu kuvela ... (ukugigitheka)... Akukona undunankulu uWilliam Pitt, kodwa lokhu kusukela uWilliam H. Tit "
- Jonathan Agnew & Brian Johnson, nge "TMS Zethu"

"I olunesisindo esikhudlwana lwaluba amabhola kancane base zivuleka"
- uGraeme Swann, nge "TMS Zethu"

"Uthi Usanda isibambo monumentally enkulu ... ngakho ukuba bakhulume"
- Charles Dagnall, Pakistan v South Africa, ICC Champions Trophy, 10-June-2013

"Emini sika, yena imiganu, Ngalesi sikhathi Vettori awuyeke uhambe ngaphandle isiqu off, ubude okuhle, umcela ukuba izinhlanzi ... kodwa Vettori kwemikhono ngebhange ... futhi igcina ke induku yakhe phansi, ngakho ukukhuluma "
- Christopher Martin-Jenkins, England v New Zealand, 1st Test, 15-May-2008

"Vele akazange ngempela uthole umlenze wakhe phezu"
- Jonathan Agnew, England v eWest Indies, 5th Test, 9-Aug-1991

"Michael Vaughan kungcono eceleni kwami, ukuthi akulula ngokubeka iraba ku ingabe?"
- Jonathan Agnew, England v Sri Lanka, 2d bilan Test, 7-June-2011

"Awu Ngingakutshela Holding le Bowler sika, i-batsman sika Willey "
- Brian Johnston, England v eWest Indies, 5th Test, The Oval, Aug-1976 *

"Kukhona uNeil Harvey emi umlenze ukushelela imilenze yakhe ububanzi ngaphandle, ilinde ukuhlekisa. "
- Brian Johnston, England v Australia, 3rd Test, Headingley, July-1961

"Muhle ngokuvamile Puller ezinhle - kodwa akakwazanga ukuthola it up leso sikhathi."
- Richie Benaud

"Siyakwamukela ku-Leicester lapho induna Ray Illingworth usanda gidi uqobo engasesandleni inkundla Ukuphela"
- Brian Johnston

"Yamathebhu uhamba emuva uphawu lwakhe, kodwa nje ukuba ikhale izinguquko, kulokhu polishes ibhola sakhe sobunxele. "
- Brian Johnston, England v India, 1st Test, Old Trafford, 1974

"Angicabangi engake ngazizwa a crap ifu afana nalena"
- Henry Blofeld, England v India, 1st Test, Lords, 1990

"... futhi lungamfica phezulu phezu, kuyinto, ethangeni ... waba ngesibindi uya qhubeka ... kodwa akabheki okuhle kakhulu. Omunye ibhola kwesokunxele. "
- Brian Johnston

"Gee kumele kube nzima isitsha nge stiffy efana naleyo."
Mark Richardson

Ekuphenduleni Isambulo Mnumzane noViv Richards ukuthi akazifinyezanga kukankosikazi wakhe ukudlala umdlalo: "Ingabe usathola?"
- Jonathan Agnew, England v eWest Indies, Trent Bridge, May-2012

"Kukhona okuningi hookers emhlabeni wonke ..."
- Richie Benaud

"Labo amabhola throbbing ingezansi 115"
- Rameez Raja

"Hafeez liyancedisana ngokushelela. umlingani wakhe Jamshed wanelisekile namuhla "
- Rameez Raja

"Bowden akukaze kube ngilimise, Ngike ngazibuza njalo yini isizathu goba "
- Marku Nicholas

"Iphakheji ezinhle kakhulu, Virat Kohli "
- Rameez Raja

"Lezi ababili babonisa indlela yokukwenza ngokuphepha, kulobudlelwano yisibonelo indlela yokukwenza ngokuphepha "
- Rameez Raja

"Hafeez liyancedisana ngokushelela. umlingani wakhe Jamshed wanelisekile namuhla "
- Rameez Raja

"Futhi manje, likhale izinguquko njengoba uhamba emuva, Yamathebhu polishes ibhola sakhe sobunxele "
- Brian Johnston

"Kuyamangalisa ukuthi angakwazi yenza it out nje kokuba itiye"
- Trevor Bailey

Kukhona Ukugunda yomsindo gaffes zakudala xaxa kaBrian Johnston ngesikhathi Johnners.com futhi kukhona eziningi nezinye izingcaphuno ezihlekisayo ngaleso WanderersCricketClub.com futhi BleacherReport.com

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* Indaba le "Bowler sika Holding" isiqeshana kuyigama kuyinkimbinkimbi. Kunama-akhawunti ahlukahlukene eziphakamisa kwenzeka ngempela, noma akamthandi ngempela. The main inkomba abathi Johnners wakhekhebula emgqeni kuyinto BBC sihloko okuyinto ucaphuna uHenry Blofeld ethi wayekhona ngesikhathi. Nokho, Ngizwile Henry Blofeld isandla kuqala achaze indaba, ngesikhathi yena wathi ukuthi Johnners abaningana abazange bayisebenzise le umugqa. Ngokusobala Johnners wathola incwadi okuyinto amangalelwe ayeyisebenzisile lokhu innuendo, wayesetshela indaba singesiso esegama kodwa ungalokothi waqinisekisa ukuthi wayekade empeleni wasebenzisa umugqa embuzweni. Kunesizathu esizwakalayo sokukholelwa ukuthi le ncwadi kwaba ihlaya njengoba ithunyelwe Miss Tess Ukuhlekisa (Labika nokuthi kwenye indawo njengoba Miss Mainpiece)

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